Coach Lane Kiffin made a ... let's say, earnest acting debut last week to promote USC season tickets. It worked out, but only after they'd left a few of Kiffin's original, raspy ad libs on the cutting room floor:
? [trumpet blares] "It's garbage day."
? "I'm whatever Gotham needs me to be."
? "They told me this is made of unicorn hair."
? "I used to coach in the NFL."
? [trumpet blares] "It's burrito day. You know, in the cafeteria."
? "Can I borrow those handcuffs?"
? "I'm just a gangsta, I suppose."
? [trumpet blares] "It's Tolkien Reading Day."
? "'The Visor'" is going to be my thing now. Did everybody get that? Spurrier? The Visor is my thing now."
? "Say hello to my li'l friend."
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